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Roses are red.
People are fake.
So I stay to myself.
This canvas tote says what we’re all thinking — with a little dark humor and a lot of boundary-setting energy. Featuring bold typography and the line “I stay to myself so I won’t be on the first 48,” this tote is equal parts funny, unbothered, and relatable.
Perfect for everyday errands, work, the library, or carrying your emotional support items while minding your business.
Roses are red.
People are fake.
So I stay to myself.
This canvas tote says what we’re all thinking — with a little dark humor and a lot of boundary-setting energy. Featuring bold typography and the line “I stay to myself so I won’t be on the first 48,” this tote is equal parts funny, unbothered, and relatable.
Perfect for everyday errands, work, the library, or carrying your emotional support items while minding your business.
