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🦴 Morning Menace – Vinyl Sticker
Meet your spirit animal: a bathrobe-wearing possum, coffee in one hand, knife in the other. He’s tired, unhinged, and not ready to deal with your sh*t. This 3-inch vinyl sticker captures the exact energy of waking up and choosing violence… but like, after caffeine.
Waterproof and built to last, throw it on your mug, toolbox, laptop, or car — wherever you want to warn the world that you're not a morning person.
Perfect for:
– Men who drink coffee like it’s therapy
– Guys with one nerve left
– Early risers who hate rising early
– Anyone one bad email away from snapping
Caffeinated. Armed. Barely functioning. ☕🔪
🦴 Morning Menace – Vinyl Sticker
Meet your spirit animal: a bathrobe-wearing possum, coffee in one hand, knife in the other. He’s tired, unhinged, and not ready to deal with your sh*t. This 3-inch vinyl sticker captures the exact energy of waking up and choosing violence… but like, after caffeine.
Waterproof and built to last, throw it on your mug, toolbox, laptop, or car — wherever you want to warn the world that you're not a morning person.
Perfect for:
– Men who drink coffee like it’s therapy
– Guys with one nerve left
– Early risers who hate rising early
– Anyone one bad email away from snapping
Caffeinated. Armed. Barely functioning. ☕🔪