I Got 99 Problems and I Caused All of Them

$3.00

Introducing your emotional support raccoon πŸ–€
This little trash gremlin knows exactly what it’s like to be the drama, the problem, and the punchline β€” all before noon. Stick him anywhere you need a reminder that self-awareness counts as personal growth.

πŸ—‘οΈ Matte waterproof vinyl
πŸ’€ About 3 inches of feral honesty
πŸ’¬ β€œMessy, but make it cute.”

Introducing your emotional support raccoon πŸ–€
This little trash gremlin knows exactly what it’s like to be the drama, the problem, and the punchline β€” all before noon. Stick him anywhere you need a reminder that self-awareness counts as personal growth.

πŸ—‘οΈ Matte waterproof vinyl
πŸ’€ About 3 inches of feral honesty
πŸ’¬ β€œMessy, but make it cute.”