These cherries have zero chill and no seeds—because some statements deserve to be sweet, savage, and snipped.
This waterproof 3-inch sticker features a bright, bold cherry duo with the word “Vasectomy” proudly on top and the ultimate mic-drop phrase “All Juice, No Seeds” below. Perfectly inappropriate in the most delightful way.
✨ Waterproof
✨ Weatherproof
✨ Made to make people do a double take
Stick it on:
– Your water bottle
– Your cooler
– The dad who’s DONE™
– That friend with snip snip humor
Fruity. Free. And fully done with diapers. 🍒✂️
These cherries have zero chill and no seeds—because some statements deserve to be sweet, savage, and snipped.
This waterproof 3-inch sticker features a bright, bold cherry duo with the word “Vasectomy” proudly on top and the ultimate mic-drop phrase “All Juice, No Seeds” below. Perfectly inappropriate in the most delightful way.
✨ Waterproof
✨ Weatherproof
✨ Made to make people do a double take
Stick it on:
– Your water bottle
– Your cooler
– The dad who’s DONE™
– That friend with snip snip humor
Fruity. Free. And fully done with diapers. 🍒✂️