Vinyl Sticker

$3.00

"Sarcasm: Because Poisoning People Is Illegal" Vinyl Sticker
If sarcasm were lethal… you'd be on a watchlist. This 3" die-cut vinyl sticker features a classic poison bottle paired with the hilariously relatable line: "Sarcasm—because poisoning people is illegal." It’s the perfect dose of dark humor for your water bottle, laptop, or favorite toxic-free zone.

☠️ Weatherproof vinyl that lasts
☠️ 3" on the longest side
☠️ Die cut with a clean white outline
☠️ $3 each

Because snark is legal—and highly effective.

"Sarcasm: Because Poisoning People Is Illegal" Vinyl Sticker
If sarcasm were lethal… you'd be on a watchlist. This 3" die-cut vinyl sticker features a classic poison bottle paired with the hilariously relatable line: "Sarcasm—because poisoning people is illegal." It’s the perfect dose of dark humor for your water bottle, laptop, or favorite toxic-free zone.

☠️ Weatherproof vinyl that lasts
☠️ 3" on the longest side
☠️ Die cut with a clean white outline
☠️ $3 each

Because snark is legal—and highly effective.